Top 17 Extreme S'more Creations - Bacon Included

The staff hit the Food2 break room Test Lab in pursuit of the S'MORE less traveled. If you are slightly broke, jonesing for sugar and far from the nearest campfire, this is for you...

In no precalculated order ...

Food2 Top 17 Extreme S'more Creations:

1) The Saturday Morning Cereal C'more

A chocolate-graham death-vise chowing down on a melty marshmallow, studded with Fruity Pebbles.

We guarantee this is way better than S'mores Crunch... ("...the great taste of an old campfire...").

2) Classic Napoleon Complex S'more

Stacked tall to compensate for other issues. Marshmallow sundae topping, graham stacks and drizzled Nutella completed this layered tyranny.

3) Chips Are Down S'more

Sea salt kettle chips spoon blocks of choc on a bed of creamy, melted marshmallow. Crowd approved of the sweet and salty.

4) Pretzel Snail S'more

Random animal lover in the group embraced Teddy Grahams, buttery pretzel rounds and Lucky Charms to complete this S'more slug.

5) S'uper S'mallest S'more Ever

Actually, if we had cut everything in half, it would be even smaller...

6) S'more Bacon Please

Could we post this without a bacon inclusion? A porcine caress around a deliciously melted mallow on a warm bed of quiver-inducing Nutella. This was righteous on a graham cracker.

7) !S'Mas Caliente, Por Favor!

Extra Hot New Mexico Red Chili Pepper flakes fire a classic S'more; bringing heat levels up to 15,000 Scoville units. !Arriba, Badasses!

8) Sad Muppet S'more

We've all been there. You don't know how to tie your shoes, can't count or have a hard time sharing. Not even Lucky Charms and Rice Krispies help. Andes candies jammed in his eyeballs complete the lonely look. Cheer up, little Sad Muppet.

9) Jenga! Jenga! S'more

Tag teams of Teddy Grahams struggle to keep the tower of S'more terror aloft. The precarious Jenga'more stayed erect for about 18.3 more seconds before collapse.

(a lot like The Brady Bunch House of Cards episode with stupid Marsha's bracelet -- just take it off!)

10) S'mores Cake

Someone arrived with a moist, multi-layer Devil's Food cake filled with marshmallow and molten fudge...and topped with a toasted graham and mallow frosting.  Overachiever.

11) Sushi S'mores

No pickled ginger required but we'll take a sparkling sake chaser. Want wasabi with that? Keep scrolling...

12) Essence of S'more Abstract

One nameless staffer interpreted the 'essence' of a S'more with chocolate wafers, marshmallow creme and peanut butter chips. Where'd you go camping as a kid?

13) Teddys In Their Natural Habitat S'more

Rare photo of free range, wild Teddy Grahams in their natural habitat, carrying off a fresh kill. Note the predatory nature of the bears...leaving a fallen pack member nothing but crumbs (left of center in the photograph).

14) Elvis Has Left The Campfire S'more

Mr. Goodbar gets down with banana and marshmallow creme between two peanut butter cookies, in a dessert fit for the King. MJ had KFC, Elvis will always have this.

15) S'more Clutch Move

Forget fashion -- this bag wins for using over 9 blocks of chocolate, 12 swirled chocolate chips, a TON of marshmallows and a crisp strip of bacon. L.V. stands for Love Velour because that's all you're going to fit into after this...

16) Wasabi S'more

It's pretty funny to put wasabi on a S'more. But it's a lot funnier to make someone eat it. Watch as staffer Brandon is "asked" to try this Asian / Camp Fire-usion. Feel the pain here...

17) S'MOREGASBORD -- A final Hail Mary. We took the leftovers and dumped them out. Dig in!

Continue reading for Brandon's WASABI S'MORE reaction shots here.

DIGG this.

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